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Not particularly tall, not particularly good looking, but I'm pretty damn funny, and women my age just can't keep up, if you catch my drift.

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageAmerican
BuildFit
Height178 cm
Eye ColorDepends on my mood
Hair ColorBrown
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairBeard
Body ArtPierced... but only ear(s), Scarred
Health ConditionNo special condition
Endowment (length)Average
Endowment (width)Average
CircumcisedYes
My AttractivenessAverage

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationIt gets a bit crazy sometimes
Wants to RelocateNo
AvailabilityYour Place
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

SpecialtyArt / Music / Literature
Employment StatusPart-time
Job TitleActor/Writer/Comedian

Looking For

I prefer:Intelligence, Humor, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
My perfect matchSomeone who can sit outside with me under the stars and chain smoke almost anything.
Our first dateI don't care. Dates, especially first dates, should be spontaneous and random. They should be about two people getting to know each other, not about what they're doing together.

Fetishes

FetishesHigh Heels, Lace / Lingerie, Pantyhose / Stockings, Piercings, Smoking

Sexual Activities

I enjoy sex:Rarely, so I'm looking!
Sex isAwesome but not a priority
Most partners at once:Only one on one
Dirty talkDepends on the person
Night life:Strip clubs, Adult theaters, Regular Bars, Munches

Sexual Interests

CybersexEvery once in a while
Oral Sex isIt's OK, but I prefer penetration
Anal sex isGreat with the right partner
Sex toys:Cock ring, Pocket pussy
Size matterSometimes, depends on the person
"Off Limits":I'm gonna be blunt: My butthole. Other than that, I could care less.

Sexual Fantasies

Sexual fantasyBeing woken up with sex. Always wanted to experience that.
Fantasy locationAirplane
Fantasy sex partner:Gwen Stefani mixed with Kobe Tai, with Kim Kardashian's butt.